Why, hello there. I am so happy to meet you!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am the new Worth1000. Is this your first time meeting the new me? We should get reacquainted then. So many things are different about me now. Come and learn more :).

Bonus: HAIKU WARS NINE!

Bonus: HAIKU WARS NINE!

Hit Me With Your Best Shot
Contest ended 4 months ago 11/27/2009 EDT
 
 
First Place
# 1
3

Full of quenchless rage,
From hell's heart I stab at thee,
Thrice damned "Uh-Oh!" page!

Word count: 13
 
Second Place
# 2
By TinStar (Score: 7.37)
2

This darksome maven,
Where none sees, draws dozens of
Pastel-hued kittens.

Word count: 9
 
Third Place
# 3
By Mister_IQ (Score: 7.322)
3

Deaddonkeysrule's mom
won't know about his tattoo.
Until my email.

Word count: 8
 
3

Dearest [insert name].
Congrats on [insert day type].
Love, Shiresartservice.

Word count: 9
 
5
By TinStar (Score: 6.992)
1

Prolific writing
Detracts not from his chief skill:
The wearing of hats.

Word count: 10
 
3

The air is so fresh.
No weird smells, no random "scents".
Boy, I miss Galoot.

Word count: 13
 
7
By Fanatic (Score: 6.744)
0

Five. Five. Four. Five. Five.
Five. Six. Five. Five. Four. Five. Five.
Hey! No Karma gain?

Word count: 15
 
8
By Mister_IQ (Score: 6.736)
0

A new site feature?
No, this is a better way.
What? I wasn't asked?

Word count: 12
 
1

Last minute voter
My rank went from third to fifth
Why were you online?

Word count: 12
 
0

Important debate
Worthers respond with passion
Yay! Toilet seat thread!

Word count: 8
 
 

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