Full of quenchless rage,
From hell's heart I stab at thee,
Thrice damned "Uh-Oh!" page!

This darksome maven,
Where none sees, draws dozens of
Pastel-hued kittens.

Deaddonkeysrule's mom
won't know about his tattoo.
Until my email.

Dearest [insert name].
Congrats on [insert day type].
Love, Shiresartservice.

Prolific writing
Detracts not from his chief skill:
The wearing of hats.

The air is so fresh.
No weird smells, no random "scents".
Boy, I miss Galoot.

Five. Five. Four. Five. Five.
Five. Six. Five. Five. Four. Five. Five.
Hey! No Karma gain?

A new site feature?
No, this is a better way.
What? I wasn't asked?

Last minute voter
My rank went from third to fifth
Why were you online?

Important debate
Worthers respond with passion
Yay! Toilet seat thread!