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HAIKU WARS II

HAIKU WARS II

Attack of the Groans
Contest ended 6 years ago 12/4/2003 EDT
 
 
First Place
# 1
By MeanMrMustard (Score: 6.719)
4

Kulstad, Ironkite:
Mullets of the Great White North.
But which one is which?

Word count: 11
Advanced Gold
 
Second Place
# 2
By Binder (Score: 6.41)
4

My karma is low!
But I vote for everything!
I give them all ones.

Word count: 12
Advanced Gold
 
Third Place
# 3
By MPolgara (Score: 6.406)
1

pink ears quivering
red eyes gleam, the bunny waits
hammer poised, it falls

Word count: 11
Advanced Gold
 
4
By hbomb (Score: 6.357)
4

Courtney Cox-Zucker!
With a name like Cox-Zucker,
it has to be good.

Word count: 10
Advanced Gold
 
5
By WillieTheCat (Score: 6.356)
0

Kitten’s sultry voice
Makes recipes for bean soup
Sound very naughty.

Word count: 9
Advanced Gold
 
6
By Galoot (Score: 6.308)
2

Hbomb acts so mean
But deep, where it doesn't show
Well, she really is

:D

Word count: 12
Advanced Gold
 
7
By squaredd (Score: 6.276)
3

Softly wings flutter,
Their departure has taken
the soul from my site

Word count: 10
Advanced Gold
 
8
By MPolgara (Score: 6.266)
4

clue train pulls away
dakotaboyeightyeight
still at the station

Word count: 7
Advanced Gold
 
2

Thanks to Skunk’s project,
My theory has been confirmed.
Redbull is insane.

Word count: 10
Advanced Gold
 
10
By squaredd (Score: 6.059)
4

His talent waning,
Arsi hopes myth and legend
will carry his act.

Word count: 10
Advanced Gold